Blue Fire Pointer dark thoughts and other intel

natsfanartnfandoms:

aspidelaps:

misterpornographic:

joeydftba:

meido:

washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

whoa what

and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner. 

I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.

That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually

themetaisawesome:


itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

If people on tumblr weren’t so lazy, we’d be super villains

themetaisawesome:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

If people on tumblr weren’t so lazy, we’d be super villains

ifyouarereadingthis:

in your girls pussy like

image

thelilvoodoo:

nobletraditions:

robbrulinski:

Zippo lighters from Vietnam

Jesus christ.

I love these god damn things so much.

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

mtgfan:

tezzeret-the-blogger:

mindcrankismycommander:

kanyes-of-tarkir:

A card designed to stop infinite turn combos can actually create them. Just need a sac outlet for the tokens.

Or just make another token

Straight to my EDH it goes

Whelp.

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

naughtynaughtyanime:

X

thisisbodypos:

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it